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I’m very strange. I can’t really tell, but apparently everyone else can, because most have said it. I don’t dance in clubs, but I’ll bust a motherfucking move alone at home (the quality of said moves is debatable). I love black humor. I get excited when people have seizures. Anything one would call terrible is entertaining to me; it’s like television without the cable bill (which, due to some sort of mistake, I had back in SC. Cable, not seizures). I absolutely love reading. If I could do nothing but eat, read and sleep for the rest of my life, I’d be the happiest person alive. That Make-a-Wish kid would have nothing on me, then again, that kid is probably going to be dead in a few hours, so that would be understandable. I would love to work at a small coffee shop or bookstore (B&N was a little too…hellish). I live off of donuts and fast food. If I have no money, I live off of condiments, which is the only sort of food you’ll find in my kitchen. I absolutely LOVE comic books. The Avengers and Deadpool are the bestest. Mostly Deadpool though. Much to my surprise, X-Men kind of sucks.